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This bloat is recommended for all users.

19-Aug-09

Apple would like me to update iPhoto (thankfully, not requiring a reboot, which updating their web browser does… because they want to be more like Microsoft, I guess). Here’s what I’ll get for it:
This update adds several new print product options to iPhoto ’09:

Hardcover books can now be ordered in a new extra-large (13ʺx10ʺ) size
Includes [...]

The Hotel Monteleone’s Internet connection is completely defeated…

08-Jul-09

… by cocktail bloggers at Tales of the Cocktail 2009.
Just look:
% ping -c 5 google.com
PING google.com (74.125.67.100): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 74.125.67.100: icmp_seq=0 ttl=55 time=1218.912 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.67.100: icmp_seq=3 ttl=55 time=731.904 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.67.100: icmp_seq=4 ttl=55 time=968.861 ms
— google.com ping statistics —
5 packets transmitted, 3 packets received, 40% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = [...]

iPhone hardware versions’ feature support

23-Jun-09

So, I’d been wondering about this for a while, but I think I’d like it better if it were correct: I’ve an iPhone 3G and the 3.0 OS update certainly installed the voice recording application, and it does work just fine. Scratch that, I can’t read. No, my 3G does not now do video recording. [...]

Dear Gallery2,

21-Jun-09

Please step around the corner—so that I don’t have to watch—and get fucked raw. Repeatedly. I’d had the impression that EMacs was a bloated piece of software until I encountered your mess. Several months ago, I managed to get you to actually spew forth legible HTML… but not actually display images, and I gave up [...]

iTunes, iPhones, and security

05-Jun-09

iTunes 8.2 has introduced a new feature: if you have a keypad lock on your phone (or iPod touch? I guess they can do that?) then you must authenticate to the device before iTunes will sync with it. I went through three emotions about this, roughly aligned to Id, Ego, and Superego (in that order):

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Of COURSE it happened again.

04-Jun-09

(Some names changed to maintain a modicum of anonymity.)
<Dave> noc - rebooting [REDACTED]
<Phil_R_> ok thank you
<KBU> 10-4 good buddy
<Phil> Tac0Danz05
<jon> we got ourselves a convoy
<gr> Nice password, Phil.
<Phil> thanks…it used to be nice and secure.
<gr> At least yours are longer than jon’s.
<Dave> so… many… comments…
<gr> Down boy.
(Previously.)

I’ll thank you not to call me messy, Windows.

15-May-09

Dear Microsoft Windows,
When there are fewer than 10 icons on my desktop, I probably do not want your “assistance” to tidy up, no matter how long it’s been since I saw fit to open (for example) that phonetic alphabet PDF. It really won’t be necessary for you to keep asking EVERY FUCKING ASS WEEK.
Thanks!

Hey Apple! Give me a weighted “random” in iTunes. Yesterday.

02-Apr-09

So, I get the “Genius” thing. Mimicking pandora.com is the hotshit thing to do, but it’s not the Right thing to do. I’ve given you my ratings: give me a “random” weighted towards those ratings. This is mathematically simple, especially since you only give me a one to five scale. (How to deal with zero-star [...]

Dear VAR/vendor saleslime: Belittling your customer will not generate sales.

01-Apr-09

I’ve let this one kick around in the back of my mind for a while, because I’m about to accuse someone, in public, of being grossly unprofessional which could, itself, be considered unprofessional. I confess that my first impulse was to simply post the whole email thread, edited only mildly to conceal identities, but that’s [...]

If automobile design were left to open source developers…

30-Mar-09

… we’d be driving cars with 17 wheels, 8 transmissions, and 3 engines. This is especially true in the GNU crowd.
For reasons that will become apparent in a post I’ll make in a few days, I was simply trying to build ffmpeg out of the FreeBSD ports collection. Building individual ports immediately after updating one’s [...]