Pants Full of Unix

Mark: yo so whats this?
Mark: SELECT garnish FROM recipe WHERE drink = 'manhattan';
Mark: ?
: haha
: Well, that's obviously a maraschino cherry
: On the outside edge, an orange slice.
Mark: yeah, heh. but actually its a maraschino query
groans.
: How long did you work on that one?
Mark: been saving it for a rainy day

Be glad they're into finding you better wine rather than stand-up comedy…

Update: Just when we thought we were being funny: