Pants Full of Unix

Right here.

They’re hamming it up a bit, but no better commercial for Apple software has ever been written than, “I found that any time I had a problem this weekend it was because I was over thinking something. I was looking for some sub menu or a hidden setting when what I wanted to do was right in front of my face,” coming frome someone who’s been actively doing Art on a Windows PC using a massive Wacom tablet and Adoboe Photoshop for years. I’m sure it’s a jarring and humbling experience to realize that all that shit he loves works without fighting unspeakable battles with C:\WINDOWS\system32\devmgt.msc, but rather by plugging in a USB cable and clicking “install”, respectively.