HAHA
- —– Forwarded message from “The U.S. Naval Reserve”
From: “The U.S. Naval Reserve”
Subject: We viewed your resume on Monster
Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:05:48 -0700
To: [REDACTED]
The United States Naval Reserve Recruiting Command
Dear [REDACTED],
Did you know that your particular skills and interest in law enforcement or the intelligence field could help you secure a better future in the U.S. Naval Reserve?
http://TheNavalReserve.rsc03.net/servlet/cc5?lgjQTCQUVnj%2BuhgklLjxLJtpikLKQgLlV2VR
We currently have opportunities available for Master-at-Arms
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Intelligence Specialists
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Cryptologic Technicians
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and Intelligence Officers.
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Serving in one of these positions, you will play a key role in our nation's defense as you acquire
exceptional training in your respective profession.
In exchange for your part-time commitment, you will be provided with many benefits
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and rewards. You will also work with the latest technologies and anti-terrorism techniques as you gain invaluable experience in crime prevention, physical security, threat assessment, and more.
One of the greatest benefits of joining our force is that you won't have to sacrifice your personal life to serve. Your training sessions will almost always be with the Naval Reserve unit located closest to
your home.
To learn more about the Naval Reserve, we encourage you to visit navalreserve.com.
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Or, if you would like a Naval Reserve representative to contact you directly, please click here.
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Other Helpful Links:
SERVED BEFORE?
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NEVER SERVED?
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OTHER RESERVISTS
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APPLY NOW
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Naval Reserve Recruiting Region, N97 Advertising & Marketing
Department, 4400 Dauphine St., New Orleans, LA 70146
Update: I think I should be a bit more clear about why I think this is funny, because I think some of you are missing the part where the Naval reserve contracted an outside company (rsc03.net–can you say “direct marketing throwaway domain”? they use it to gauge response and bill back to the Reserve; clicking the links passes through to navalreserve.com… and btw, wtf happened to actually using .gov and .mil, assholes?), which company trawled monster.com for keywords (probably “security,” maybe “cryptography,” “pgp” were what tagged me), and spammed the fuck out of them.
HELP! We need signals officers! They keep getting blown up!
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