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Monthly Archives: January 2004

Even with webcams, they still don't know you're a dog.

14-Jan-04

<taniwha> <– is randomly referring to something he read about and remembers little of.
<gr> You don't have to admit that kind of thing on IRC tan.
<gr> Everyone just assumes that's what you're doing unless you provide a URL.

When the pocket protector and twirly beanie just aren't enough…

14-Jan-04

… add scrolling text:

You don't even need to play video games to get this one.

14-Jan-04

I love this new TOTALLY BLANK spam.

13-Jan-04

In an effort to avoid being filtered, these fucktards are dropping the one thing that might have any marginal value: their advertising. Instead, they just clog my inbox with EMPTY FUCKING MESSAGES. This crowd is a real bunch of winners, let me tell you.
Just in case you don't believe me, here are three examples from [...]

Those snowflake 20s on the new $20US bill.

12-Jan-04

They're not random at all, as I had understood NPR to suggest when they were first released.
They're very specifically placed, as describes here with examples from Canadian money (note that he had no difficulty in scanning his sample images, btw), and now Photoshop will refuse to process this money. This already applies to British [...]

Please stop.

06-Jan-04

<> EEK! http://www.livejournal.com/users/33mhz/316642.html
<> “I know it's supposed to be gross-out humor, but even though I don't find that particular guy particularly attractive, I know from personal experience that rubbing your face all up a chubby, hairy guy's belly is one of the …
<> nicer sensations you can experience.”
<> EEEEEEEEEKKK!!!! http://www.jinwicked.com/en/art/paintings/stallman.html
<> why
<> why do [...]

Further SA anti-Bayes rules refinements.

05-Jan-04

I noticed another identifying feature to this spam:
header ANTIBAYES_ORIG_IP X-Originating-IP =~ /\[\p{IsAlnum}+\.(net|com|org)(\/\p{IsAlnum}+)?(IP\])?$/
describe ANTIBAYES_ORIG_IP X-Originating-IP matches pattern for anti-Bayes spam.
score ANTIBAYES_MESSAGEID 0.75 0.75 2.50 2.50
Here are all of the updated rules together:
header MPOP_MUA X-Mailer =~ /\bmPOP Web-Mail\b/
describe MPOP_MUA Legitimate web-based MUA frequently abused by anti-Bayes spam.
score MPOP_MUA 0.75 0.75 2.50 2.50

header ANTIBAYES_SUBJECT Subject =~ /\bRe: ([A-Z]+|%RND_UC_CHAR\[2-8\]),\s+\p{IsGraph}+\b/
describe [...]