Pants Full of Unix

https://bugzilla.redhat.com/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=77007
And yes, this really is worse than Lindows. That's providing (well, attempting to) basic computer users with a more stable version of a simple computer.
A quick translation for the non-compu-nerds:
Pretend Red Hat is a cutler selling, among other things, Swiss Army knives. The knives have a basic blade, and a lot of other fold-out toys, [...]